Friday, June 6, 2008

Questions of the Day

Question #1: How many times can Amber actually run out of gas within 2 minutes of her house (and a gas station) in a 6 month time frame?
Answer: At least 2, apparently!

Question #2: Do gas stations (Maverik in particular) actually have gas cans on hand for people to borrow when they run out of gas and then walk there?
Answer: Yes, apparently!

Question #3: When you call your husband at work (crying) and tell him you have yet again run out of gas, how does he react?
Answer: Apparently, he starts out by laughing, then gives words of advise on how to help rectify the situation, then follows with comforting words of encouragement about his wife still being a good person (even though she fails to ever put gas in the car when she REALLY needs to)!

Question #4: When you leave 3 kids in the car with a 7-year-old in charge while you run 1/4 of a block to the gas station, do you really expect them to stay in their seats and stay calm???
Answer: Apparently, we as parents "expect" them to stay in their seats and stay calm, but they never do!

Question #5: Even though your children have eaten 3 meals a day for the past 3 months, as well as 1 hour before running out of gas, are they "starving to death" when the car won't move?
Answer: Apparently, yes!

Question #6: Does Heavenly Father really answer little children's prayers when they pray for help to get home safe?
Answer: Apparently he does.

5 comments:

lisalisalisa said...

Funny, funny, funny... I love the way you asked/answered those questions...they all sounded dead on. :)

Jensen Family said...

Too cute! Something that hopefully you can look back on and laugh once it is over. Totally have been there....done that!!

Grannie******* said...

I love you! The answers were even better then the questions. What a great sense of humor. The only way to survive our children (and ourselves).

Raelynn said...

Your funny!! You make me laugh!!

Shandy said...

girlfriend - this is hilarious!!!!
I LOVE they way you wrote it all out!
off to read more of your posts!
ps: totally missed seeing you at the wedding last weekend... I was sooo hoping you'd be there!... oh well.. I guess you gotta sleep sometime, huh?